The best Amazon Prime Day 2022 fitness deals

  • Current price: $249.99
  • Original Price: $399.99

So far in our Prime Day fitness roundup, we’ve spotlighted stretching. We focused on strength training. We even spotlighted hula hooping with spinning projectiles. But we’ve yet to highlight one of the most important exercise categories of all: cardio.

This bike makes up for it all. You know how when we were kids we used to go out and ride bikes? Over time, we fell more and more in love with our screens, and the Blue Room became less and less appealing. Some of us even think they will ignite if exposed to direct sunlight. It’s true. We think that.

This bike works like the bikes we had when we were kids, except you never have to see the sun and never get out. You can peddle and peddle and peddle and never get anywhere, which sometimes seems like too perfect a reflection of our #adult lives in general. But this bike is for sale. It’s easy to assemble (or so the reviews and seller assure us). It has a resistance break. And it won’t break the bank.

So ride, my friends, ride. Peddle as fast as you can, knowing you won’t go anywhere, meet anyone, or accomplish anything. Except, perhaps, to fortify your heart. And this is a good thing.


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